DOGASM - (dog-gaz’am)
The climax of k9 excitement. The act itself is often preceded by profound sweating, expressive ribald expletives, anxious movement and surging adrenal release.

warning: post climactic euphoric buzz may last 4-6 hours.
see also - ultimate adrenaline rush, arial flight, defying gravity

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A Poodle’s Poem

I have a little doggie
Worth more than ten gold crowns
She doesn’t take up lots of room
Just barely weighs six pounds.

Bravado fills this little dog
She lets everybody know
That come what may, she will protect
Me from both friend and foe.

Selected as I am to know
Her day belongs to me
And highs and lows will match my moods
Six pounds of empathy.

But still she cuddles in my lap
And hides if she is snubbed
Or does a silly little trick
To get her tummy rubbed.

Signs your Boyfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover

10: He insists on having the dog he gave you last Christmas be neutered at once and when asked he just mutters, “Better to be safe than sorry…”

9: He thinks that you had something to do about the way his pet eel died when you were looking after his apartment while he was away.

8: You look at his computer and notice that he bookmarked “Signs That Your Girlfriend is an Animal Lover” page from a website. You also note that he also bookmarked “Signs Your Girlfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover” from THIS site.

7: You have a fight with him after you and your girlfriend went to an aquarium exhibit. Later after you two made up and are having sex, he looks at you suspiciously in the eye and asks, “Honey, why does your pussy smell fishy?”

6: He won’t take you to the zoo anymore.

5: He won’t let you on the couch any more….

4: When you tell him you sleep with the dog, he hopes that’s all you do.

3: You tell him that the reason you were late was because you got detained by the police and he asks, “Which one, the Horse Patrol Unit of the K9 Unit?”

2: You spend countless hours that the girl in the internet picture fucking a dog is not you and it was your evil twin sister (yeah right!!!) who is trying to break up your relationship.

And the number one sign that Your Boyfriend suspects that you are a closet Animal Lover…

1: He growls at every dog that passes by saying, “Stay away from MY bitch, you mutts!”

And here’s part three! Enjoy!!!

How much of you would a woodchuck fuck
if a woodchuck could fuck you?
A woodchuck would fuck, he would, as much as he could,
and fuck as much you as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could fuck you.

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